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California to Declare Independence and Take over Abandoned US G7 Spot!
In a scenario predicted by Democratic strategist James Carveout, California is on the verge of declaring a separation from the Union....
Jun 172 min read


Shameful! Yet Shameless!
Recent events have brought to mind the unsettling fact that so much can happen without bothering those who should be up in arms. The...
Jun 143 min read


Trump Declares War on California
Being the best president since Abraham Lincoln, as he has said many times, Donald Trump is also faced with rebellion on his hands. The...
Jun 103 min read


Not All Trump Voters Are Morons!
By Gaston Lighterman, Ph.D., SoDUM First of all, I am extremely proud to place my name on the by-line of this article. I am reporting on...
Jun 32 min read


Republicans Offer Replacement for AI
Recently, President Trump posted that Joe Biden was killed in 2020 and replaced by a robotic version. Additionally, other Republicans...
Jun 12 min read


Joni Ernst Destroys Childhood!
After Senator Joni Ernst (R-Iowa) defended potential deaths from Medicaid cuts with a flippant response, "Well, we're all going to die,"...
Jun 12 min read


Canada Should Scare Trump Sh*tless
In a scenario predicted by Democratic analyst and strategist, James Carveout, Trump should back away from his insistence that Canada join...
May 303 min read


TACO TACO Man: Trump Bans Taco Tuesday
The word is out, those tasty Mexican street treats soon will no longer be available in your community. By a recent Presidential Order,...
May 291 min read


Elon Gone!
It seems that the most hated man in the US has parted ways with the second most hated man. Elon Musk has officially resigned his...
May 291 min read


Canada Circumvents Trump Tariffs!
After President Trump's 'generous' offer to make Canada the 51st state was rejected by the Canadian government, Trump has been keen on...
May 291 min read


Read my lips: No New Vaxes
The Secretary of Health and Human Suffering, Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. has canceled contracts with Moderna to work on anti-bird flu...
May 291 min read


Harvard University Outsmarts Trump!
America's oldest and probably the most prestigious university, Harvard in Cambridge, MA, has been under the guns of the Trump...
May 281 min read


Flunky Pox Epidemic Devastates the Capital
The highly contagious and dangerous flunky pox (or the stupidity virus) has not only infected millions of Americans, but has recently...
May 281 min read


"A Penny For Your Thoughts" Will Now Cost You A Nickel
The Trump administration has devised a novel scheme to make inflation disappear like magic. The much hated and expensive to produce one...
May 282 min read


MAGAland Tales for Children: Check them out!
Read the three collections of MAGA approved tales for children, compiled by Ella G. Hillbilly. Twenty-seven easy read stories to tell to...
May 261 min read


Papal Election Rigged, Says Trump
President Donald John Trump has made it perfectly clear to everyone in the Vatican that he is not pleased with the selection of Pope Leo...
May 92 min read


Save the World, Stop Fentanyl!
Attorney General Pam Bondi told the press that the Federal government has seized over 3,400 kilos of Fentanyl. This was an amazing...
May 31 min read


Church and State End 250 Years of Separation
It took a lot of counseling and legal finagling, but the long time separation of Church from State is finally over. Due to irreconcilable...
May 32 min read


Check out New Section!
Read all about the Trump Administration's "Best and Brightest" The Trump Administration policy of giving large donors and sycophantic...
May 31 min read


Congratulations America! You're Officially an Autocratic Dictatorship!
Although it has been months in the making, the ultimate steps necessary for the United States of America to forego almost two hundred...
Apr 172 min read
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