Save the World, Stop Fentanyl!

Attorney General Pam Bondi told the press that the Federal government has seized over 3,400 kilos of Fentanyl. This was an amazing achievement, of which the Trump Administration should rightfully be proud of. But, it was the next comment that underscored the real impact of this accomplishment. It seems by complex mathematical analysis and esoteric medical research, this amount of fentanyl has saved over 250 million American lives! We applaud the fact that three-fourths of our nation is now alive when they certainly would have died if this action never happened.

We therefore want to do some predictions. If the Trump administration has saved that many people in 100 days, then at that rate, by the end of Trump's time in office, at least 3.65 Billion people will have been saved. That is about half the world's population. If we disregard China and shit-hole countries, this administration would have saved the world. Or at least the people in countries that matter.