Flunky Pox Epidemic Devastates the Capital

The highly contagious and dangerous flunky pox (or the stupidity virus) has not only infected millions of Americans, but has recently incapacitated Washington, DC. The flunky pox is a preventable disease, but spreads rapidly through disinformation, nonsense speech and irresponsible web sites. While not curable, physicians are aware of treatments that can ameliorate its most devastating effects. Contrary to the quote attributed to Albert Einstein, "there is no vaccine against stupidity', scientists have noted certain reliable news sources are able to immunize people against this brain ravaging ailment.

The flunky pox has been found to infect almost every Republican in the US House of Representatives as well as the US Senate. Two thirds of the Supreme Court and many federal judges have succumbed to its virulence. It is estimated that nearly everyone in the current Trump administration has been infected and a showing symptoms of stupidity virus in their day-to-day actions.

While it has in the past been a duty of the CDC to work to prevent diseases like flunky pox, the brain worm Health and Human Suffering Secretary, Bobby Kennedy, Jr., has been actively fighting all efforts t contain the spread of flunky pox. He has issued statements declaring the flunky pox vaccine to cause elevated intelligence, free thinking and resistance to right wing propaganda. All funding to research flunky pox has been suspended, despite protests from the American medical community.

See more about the flunky pox here.