Trump Declares War on California

Being the best president since Abraham Lincoln, as he has said many times, Donald Trump is also faced with rebellion on his hands. The State of California has openly defied most of the Trump agenda with lawsuits, court battles and other actions designed to infuriate and frustrate the Commander in Chief. After all, doesn't the California flag bravely and defiantly announce itself as the "California Republic", a free and independent nation, not a mere subservient state. It's the only state to have its own dream, in brazen competition with the American Dream. With a proud economy that would make it part of the G7 group of industrialized nations, California is a powerhouse that cannot easily be stopped. The state posses an existential threat to the Project 2025 Agenda. Trump cannot handle this amount of dissent in his autocratic regime.

While California has the largest economy and population, and is the most important leader in industry, innovation, finance and agriculture of all the states, it is also the headquarters of the rebellious left wing radical lunatics. Movements are gaining traction for an actual declaration of independence with an upcoming ballot measure. Talk of secession is heard in casual conversation throughout the region. California law makers have passed laws to fight against the excesses of Trump's plans and amendments to the state constitution have enshrined many freedoms the Trump administration wants to remove. The state is firmly pro-choice, pro-freedom, pro-human rights and pro-sanity. All of these fly in the face of Trump and his minions.

Having somewhat learned the hard lessons of history, Trump has decided to preemptively strike California before it can leave the union. "Honest Abe made a big mistake by allowing the South to secede," Trump said. "Dishonest Don will not make such an error. I'm stamping out this rebellion right now!"

Trump has instilled massive tariffs, which has brought Asian foreign trade with California to a standstill. Like the Union did to the Confederacy, this policy has created an effective blockade of the busiest ports in the USA. He has illegally cut off funding to California institutions of higher education, forcing them to bend their knees and follow his will. He has declared most cities and counties within the state to be sanctuary sites, giving himself the authority to enforce immigration policy. But worst of all, he sent national guards in to attack a peaceful crowd gathered in protest at a Home Depot in a Latino suburban community in the Los Angeles area. ICE agents and conscripted National Guards were shooting tear gas and lobbing flash-bang grenades at crowds primarily consisting of American citizens. Trump is promising to send in marines from Camp Pendleton Marine Base. Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson has publicly advocated the "tarring and feathering of Governor Newsom" for daring to disagree with the president.

Trump's war plans, conveniently leaked to the press by Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth though a private chat on Signal Chat, detail troop movements and mobilization orders to have federal armed forces occupy California indefinitely. The state will be stripped of its membership in the Union and placed under strict martial law. All California Senators, Congressmen and justices will be removed from their posts, arrested and tried for treason. The same fate is in store for California Governor Gavin Newsom, former Vice President Kamala Harris, former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, California Attorney General Rob Bonta, Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass and all other California state and local leaders.

Clashes with federal troops are expected to continue, which will provoke Trump to mobilize additional troops to quell the expected resistance from dissidents. California residents will be forced to adjust to military presence in all major population areas.

Trump has issued an Executive Order authorizing nearly a dozen new maximum security prisons to be built in Utah. These are intended to house the hundreds of thousands of expected prisoners of war. The prisoners will be held only until their deportations to El Salvador can be arranged.