THE DEPARTMENT UV MISTAKE
Anseris Nostri Coquitur


Chairman
Sam Diego
C.O.M.E.D.Y.
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SHINING A LIGHT ON INEPTITUDE
Let's Expose the Absurd
Political humor, satire, parody, comedy, burlesque and anti-trump. Stop the grift. Save democracy. Preserve liberty, freedom and the pursuit of the American way of life. Trump derangement syndrome, radical left-wing, memes, articles, funny stuff, not MAGA, Make America Sane Again, don't destroy the Constitution, don't defund our government, stop DOGE, stop Musk. Tales for MAGAland children. DUM, Department uv Mistake, Profiles in Discouragement, help our nation, our goose is cooked, punish our enemies not our friends, save Ukraine, eliminate stupidity not education, Secretary of DUM Gaston "Gas" Lighterman, our nation is at risk, stop dictatorship, stop fascism, stop autocracy, stop kleptocracy, stop Trump, stop Vance, end persecution, protect academic freedom, put Trump behind bars, impeach Trump, stop Trump's never ending stream of lies, Rusher Hoax, bring back transparency, stop Tariffs, end lawlessness, stop illegal deportations, bring back the rule of law, stop inflation, stop recession, stop stagflation, stop the dictator now, keep ICE out of our schools, hospitals, Home Depot and other institutions, remove the incompetent Trump appointees, reduce Trump's power, God Save our nation, please stay in NATO, be nice to Mexico and Canada, get us out of the autocratic club ASAP, Impeach Vance while we're at it, bring back democracy and human decency, DOGE is illegal, deport Musk, evidence points to Trump stealing the 2024 election, remove these worthless slime balls and let the USA be really great again, stop the robber barons, stop the billionaire broligarchs, Tesla was a great man and a horrible company, we don't need no thought control, project 2025 is really project 1984, alternative facts, war is peace, ignorance is strength, freedom is slavery, blame Trump. Keep on trucking. Keep calm and vote the bastards out in 2025, 2026, 2027, 2028 and beyond. How to make America smile again.
History of the Department
Using Satire to Effect Change
The U.S. Department Uv Mistake (DUM) was created on November 6, 2024 by President Joseph R. Biden, Jr. as his first presidential act after the heart-breaking election loss. The purpose of this clandestine agency was to mitigate the damage expected to occur when the next administration assumed office. Although DUM was intended to have wide ranging powers to reverse the most egregious governmental decisions, it was supposed to fly under the radar and not be noticed. Unfortunately for DUM, it was discovered by Elon Musk and DOGE. Musk’s team wiped the DUM budget and fired all DUM employees.
Unlike other departments, DUM leadership was prepared to carry on the DUM agenda even after its dissolution. The Secretary of Mistake, Gaston “Gas” Lighterman, established an unofficial shadow agency tasked with continuing all DUM activities for the benefit of the American public. Due to its unfunded existence, DUM employees were forced to forgo their salaries and raise all required funds through their own efforts. Soon this site will be accepting contributions. Please visit our GOFUNDME site. We hope this can be an inspiration for the other defunded governmental agencies.