Student Opportunities

DUM Students

          Opportunities for students are limitless. Unfortunately, DOGE budgetary cuts have made it impossible for us to offer this without a tuition. If appropriate fees ($500 per week) are paid, the student can expect to have an incomparable learning experience. Students will be tasked with filing important departmental documents, answering phones, cleaning offices and washing windows. Additional duties available include trash disposal, lawn and grounds maintenance, janitorial work and desk sitting to look busy in case we are inspected.

         Positions available include:

         Internships: for students in college.

         Externships: for students not in college.

         Return-ships: for students coming back for another time.

         No-return-ships: for students asked to leave.

         U-turn-ships: for students asked to leave and then asked to come back.

         Arctic-tern-ships: for students assigned to work in our Nome, Alaska office.