TACO TACO Man: Trump Bans Taco Tuesday

The word is out, those tasty Mexican street treats soon will no longer be available in your community. By a recent Presidential Order, all mentions of TACO will be removed from America. No longer will you be able to get three soft tacos with your choice of carne asada, pollo or al pastor for less than six dollars at participating restaurants on Tuesday nights. Baja style fish tacos? Fuggedabout it. No more Taco Bell or Del Taco midnight crunchy taco runs. Forget taquitos too. They're just small rolled up tacos served with guacamole.

And burritos? Soft folded tacos stuffed with meat, beans and rice. Not allowed!

Enchiladas? Malo, mijo, no sirve! Quesadillas are part of the problem, too.

While placing tariffs on Mexico may not work, Trump has decided to go after Mexican food. "Let them eat pan dulce," said Melania Trump.

What has caused the junk food junkie President to go all out in a war on Tacos? Well, it has everything to do with a new phrase catching on like a sale on chicken tacos. Trump Always Chickens Out or TACO. Simple. Short. Says it all. And so very true. But why go after America's favorite Mexican dish? Because Trump is unable to distinguish a mildly insulting acronym from a tortilla stuffed with various good stuff.

Will Americans come to the aid of the poor Taco, or will we be bullied into eating gyros instead?