Republicans Offer Replacement for AI

Recently, President Trump posted that Joe Biden was killed in 2020 and replaced by a robotic version. Additionally, other Republicans suggest that Biden was rendered by Artificial Intelligence or AI. This claim adds to multiple others in which Democrats were accused of using AI to cheat in elections and to make crowd scenes appear larger than Trump's crowds.

While these claims have all been debunked, many top Republicans still cannot distinguish AI from A1 sauce. Because intelligence is required to create AI, Republican strategist Steve Bunion has championed a more fitting alternative, Real Stupidity or RS.

While the Trump Administration has been purging the US government of educated, skilled and qualified individuals, their substitutes all share the traits of stupidity, incompetence and blind loyalty to Trump. With the advent of Real Stupidity, computer programs can develop policies, write speeches and make statements to the press that are brainless and inane. RS programmers are being sought to reprogram American thinking. RS experts are being hired faster than AI experts are being fired.

The concept of Real Stupidity was first mentioned by Terry Pratchet in his 1996 book The Hogfather. Various experts tried to make a working RS system, but it wasn't until a decade ago, during Donald Trump's first successful presidential campaign, that RS has come into full activity and usage. It was tested on millions of willing subjects, then called 'deplorable', molding them into the mighty MAGA force we know today. MAGA voters have lived on an information diet heavily influenced by RS ever since. Use of RS has been expanded over the years, until now it has taken over entire media platforms such as X, Truth Social and Fox News.

Republicans in Congress are addressing concerns about the effects RS have on our daily lives. Legislation has been drafted to ensure all children are exposed to Real Stupidity every day at school. The Department of Education will shift all its remaining resources to focus on RS implementation nationwide as soon as possible.

Be sure to rely on DUM for future updates on the Real Stupidity of the Trump Administration.