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For media and general inquiries, reach out to us at:

123 Nosuch Place
Washington, D.C. 20001
Phone: restricted
secretary@dumgov.com

@secretarydum

Do you think we’re that stupid or crazy? If you could get a hold of us, then certainly the administration's MAGA goons could do so with ease. And they won't be gentle. Therefore, we have no phones, no addresses and no real names. The only acceptable avenues to reach us are: secretary@dumgov.com or @secretarydum

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