Canada Should Scare Trump Sh*tless

In a scenario predicted by Democratic analyst and strategist, James Carveout, Trump should back away from his insistence that Canada join the union. The data looks exceedingly bad for Republicans and even worse for Trump himself.

If historical trends hold true, the Democrats have an excellent chance to take control of both the House and the Senate. This would not be very large, with the Democrats expected to have a slim majority in both chambers. It would not be beyond possibilities given the current poor polls on Trump and his party to see a Senate 53 Democrat/Independent to 47 Republican and a House 222 Democrat/Independent to 213 Republicans. Both the Speaker of the House and the President pro tempore of the Senate would be Democrat.

But here is where things change completely. If Canada is admitted to the union, each of the ten provinces would most likely become a new state. Because Canadians hate Trump with a passion, they would all likely be Blue. (Except Quebec, which would be Bleu.) With 20 new Blue Senate members, the Democrat majority would extend to 73 to 47. Based on the current distribution of House seats, the new House makeup would likely be 281 Democrat to 213 Republican. Such majorities would rapidly approve Puerto Rico, DC and Greenland to become additional states.

(Given that Mexico hates Trump even more than Canada, it would be incredibly stupid to consider annexing the United States of Mexico, as Trump has threatened to do. Adding Mexico's 31 states would further push the nation irreversibly to the left forever. Imagine adding 62 Blue seats to 126 and you'd get a Senate that is 188 Democrat/Independent to 47 Republican. The House is more complicated, but given Mexico's population of 132 million and an average of 800,000 per congressional district, would shift the House to 353 Democrat to 213 Republican.)

Excluding a Mexican annexation, the final numbers would then be 79 to 47 in the Senate and 287 to 213 in the House. At that time, the House will certainly approve articles of impeachment for both Trump and Vance. The articles would be sent to the Senate for voting. If history has shown us anything, there could be as many as seven Republican Senators who would vote to impeach the two. Add seven to 79 and you get 86. Interesting! The final vote would be 86 to 47. 8647? Did James Comey's seashells predict this scenario? As only 85 votes out of 126 are needed to oust Trump and Vance, so the impeachment process would convict the two. They would be immediately removed from office and barred from running for the highest office in the land.

According to the US Constitution, the next in line for the Presidency would be the Speaker of the House, which in this scenario would be a Democrat. The President pro tempore of the Senate would most likely assume the Vice Presidency.

The new Congress would then vote to expand the Supreme Court to 15 members. Six new appointees will be made, all liberal justices, which will fly through the Senate with little opposition as 79 Senate votes is filibuster proof. The new SCOTUS would have a nine to six liberal advantage and would reverse the egregious actions of the Trump appointed court.

So Trump, be careful what you wish for...

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