TRUMPcabulary Defined

The President's use of words and phrases in ways never seen before have left many educators and dictionary compilers at a loss. As Trumpese gains ground, words and their meaning have been altered to fit with Administration policies and usage. Below is a compiled list of words, phrases and their assumed meanings.

Trumpenomics: the theory of how economy should be managed according to Trump.

Trumputation: the way the general population views the President. This is a meaningless term, as he doesn't care how people feel.

Trumpathy: Trump showing concern or care about anyone other than Trump. A non-word.

Trumposity: Trump regaling in his over bloated sense of importance.

Trumpulation: the self-congratulatory dance Trump does at rallies.

Trumpevision: Several meanings.

1. Project 2025, disavowed but carefully followed to each misplaced letter.

2. Blinded by ambition, self-adoration, grift and refusal to admit a mistake.

3. The large screen LED monitor constantly showing Trump as the center of all news,

everywhere.

Trumplistic: the simple logic behind all Trump's policy decisions—how his gut is feeling at the time.

Trumperation: a game where vital organs are removed until either the patient or economy dies.

Trumpflation: the rising cost of goods and services caused by Trump policies.

Trumpcession: a downturn in the economy due to Trump policies.

Trumpression: a long term bottoming of the economy due to Trump policies

Trumposition: Several meanings

1. Trump's position on any particular issue, liable to change or flip-flop without notice.

2. Trump's habit of imposing his viewpoint in defiance of established norms, laws, common sense and reason.

3. The placement of Trump's name on everything he owns or has influence over.

Trumpercution: using the full force of the administration to retaliate against enemies, real or imagined.

Trumpolicy: any seemingly bizarre pronouncement originating in the Trump Oval Office.

Trumpolitics: politics as Trump see fit, as usual.

Trumpstitution

The 'so much better' replacement Trump has crafted for the US Constitution.

Click here to view the entire text of the Trumpstitution. Be forewarned: This is for adults only! Children may actually believe this is real. Heck, Trump believes it's real.

Trumpetuous: Doing things as Trump sees fit without thinking or caring.

Trumpicillin: Trump's cure for every disease except economic depression, ailing financial markets and dying American democracy.

Trumpinator, The: A title Trump refers to himself because he has killed, slaughtered or terminated so many programs, departments and agencies.

Trumputin: The bromance made in heaven. Or at least in Moscow.

Trumpupuncture: Sticking needles in everything to see if it helps. Clue—it doesn't.

Trumprovisation: Trump making up stuff on the fly, often with malice before thought.

Trumpuary: new name proposed for January to highlight the events of January 6, 2021.

Stagflagelation: Inflation, unemployment, stagnant economy and pain inflicted on the American public.

Musk salute: Not a Nazi salute. No, really not a Nazi salute. Why don't you believe me?

Hang (Hank) Tough: Hank was this really tough dude. He would never let Trump upset him no matter what. Take your punishment and pain like a man. Or a non-male adult.

Take Your Medicine: Punishing Americans for ills he created.

Accept the Pain: Punishing Americans for ills he created.

Suffer, My Children: Punishing Americans for ills he created, but in Biblical proportions.

President Nero: Playing golf while America and Teslas burn.

Economic Nuclear Waste: Okay, this was said about his tariffs, but it still applies.

"We want federal workers not want to go to work, we want to put them in trauma": Real quote, meaning is self-explanatory.

"He who saves his country does not violate any law": Wow, can we say anything more?

"Morality is for suckers": Did Trump actually say that? Yes, he did.

"War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength" : George Orwell in 1984. Applies today more than ever.