New Titles Proposed for President Trump

Being the President of the United States (POTUS), Commander-in-chief of the USA armed forces, Leader of the Free World and The Most Powerful Man Alive would made any ordinary president feel mighty proud. Any ordinary president would consider attainment of this position proof of his extraordinary achievements and glory. But President Trump is no ordinary president. He is, by his own account, the single most important president this nation has ever known. Therefore, President Trump has had his White House staff draft more titles to add to his resume. Besides their not having anything else to do, staff has been tasked to help come up with what Steve Bannon has called "the Never-Ending Presidency". By Presidential Order, Trump's upcoming third (and fourth) term must be taken into account in the creation of titles.

Glorious Redeemer of All Mankind

The Most Perfect Man to Have Ever Walked the Earth

Tyrant (Oh, sore us) Rex

The Smartest Person in the Room

The Smartest Person in America

The Smartest Person on the Planet

The Smartest Person in the Entire Solar System

The Smartest Person in the Known and Unknown Universe

The Smartest Person in All the Multiverses

The DOGEfather

The Trumpenator (So world leaders will "kiss my ass". Again, his words.)

Supreme Being and Ruler of the Universe

Protector of the Incomes of the Ultra-Wealthy

The Wonderful Wizard of Jaws

Grand Pooh Bear and Lord High Everything Else (at least, that's how he remembered it.)

Near Godlike Perfection in a Human Being

His Eternal Majesty, Emperor for Life and Beyond

The Voice of God. Heck, He Is God

God Emperor of Doom

King of Kings and Lord of Lords (Hallelujah! Hallelujah!)