Historical, Cultural and Scientific Corrections in Up Coming Months

Efforts to correct the excesses and errors in History, Culture and Science caused by prior administrations' false alliance on DEI, woke, LGBTQ, sexual equality, free thinking and left-wing radical lunacy, will begin in earnest in the next few months. The Trump Administration believes that rooting out these evils will present to the American people an unbiased view that all accomplishments have been made by good, upstanding white male Christian Americans. Whenever it is observed as contrary to these ideals, all references, citations or exhibits will be changed to reflect the Trump agenda to 'whitewash' our national character.

The Smithsonian Institute Museums: First, the Administration is changing the name to The Smithsonian Institution because that is what they believe it should be. All displays will be scrubbed of any identification that might demonstrate a racial, ethnic, sexual or other nature. As explained in the Blank History post, Ethnic Cleansing Policies (ECP) 1 and 2 prohibit this type of disturbing knowledge. Here are some examples of how this will appear in future museum displays.

1. Rosa Parks: A non-male person who refused to sit where told and was arrested.

2. The Navajo Code Talkers: People speaking an unrecognized Non-English language that confused a former adversary.

3. The Holocaust: A non-event that didn't happen somewhere far away. Could never happen here.

4. The Civil War: A moderately successful attempt at a second American revolution.

5. Slavery: A wage dispute between unpaid workers and their employers.

6. WWI and WWII: Events that supposedly happened in the past. Details are missing as no one living recalls what actually occurred. Anyway, the importance of these events are exaggerated and all displays will be phased out.

7. Jackie Robinson: A male person who was one damn fine baseball player.

8. Civil Rights Protests: These violent events always ended up in arrests or worse.

9. The Tuskegee Airmen: Some pilots that flew during one of our prior wars.

10. Cesar Chavez: A man who caused a lot of farm worker trouble in some radical leftist blue state.

11. Ruth Bader Ginsberg: A non-male left-wing radical lunatic once on the Supreme Court.

12. Martin Luther King: A male pastor stepping out of the church and causing trouble.

13. January 6, 2021: A fun filled day of gentle protest and heroic expressions of freedom.

14. April 2, 2025: Liberation Day. April Fool's Day celebrated one day late.

15. JFK, LBJ, RFK, MLK, RMN, etc.: Meaningless initials. Will be dropped entirely.

16. The Viet Nam War: Never declared, never happened. Trump had bone spurs, anyways.

17. The Korean War: Never ended, so it can't rightly be considered history.

18. The Spanish American War: We needed Puerto Rico and the Philippines, so we took Hawaii as a bonus to sweeten the deal.

19. The Mexican American War: We needed the West, Mexico was too big and our troops needed the practice.

20. The Indian Wars: Did these even occur? Who talks about them anyways?

21. The War of 1812: Okay, we got our National Anthem from this war, but nothing else of importance happened.

22. The Afghanistan and Iraq Wars: Too recent to be considered history. Can be ignored for now.

23. The Wright Brothers: Will now be called the White Brothers. It sounds better on the tongue.

24. Booker T. Washington: Something to do with the Tuskegee Airmen. Started an R&B funk band. Invented peanut butter. Oh, he didn't? My bad.

25. George Washington Carver: Invented peanut butter. Oh, he didn't? Then, who did? Some Canadian? Scratch peanut butter.

26. Bruce Lee: The Kung Fu man.

27. Robert Oppenheimer: The A-Bomb man.

28. The Great Depression: Wasn't so great after all. Trump is out to do better.

29. Woman's Right to Vote: Non-males get to step out of the kitchen on election day.

30. The Declaration of Independence, The Constitution, Bill of Rights: Old documents that have lost their meaning in today's life. The Trump Administration is constructing new and improved versions. When these are completed, the old documents will be taken from the National Archives and promptly destroyed.

The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts: Now that Donald J. Trump is The Kennedy Center Chairman, only productions that glorify the United States of America will be presented. Anything written by a non-native born full-blooded American will be removed from the repertoire. The following performances are expected in the upcoming year.

1. God Bless America by Irving Berlin. Wait, scratch that. He was born in Russia.

2. God Bless the USA by Lee Greenwood

3. America the Beautiful Concert: Fifteen different variations on the classic song

4. Kid Rock in Concert

5. WWE Wrestlemania: Hosted by Hulk Hogan

6. 50 Cent in Concert: also the admission price

7. Lil Wayne in Concert

8. Trace Adkins in Concert

9. DaBaby in Concert

10. Billy Ray Cyrus: Performing all his hits. This is a five minute show.

11. Full cast production of "Springtime for Hitler"

12. Full cast production of "Reagan-The Musical"

13. Full cast production of "We Didn't Start the Depression"