Congratulations America! You're Officially an Autocratic Dictatorship!

Although it has been months in the making, the ultimate steps necessary for the United States of America to forego almost two hundred fifty years of democracy and slide into an autocratic dictatorship have finally arrived. President Donald J. Trump had promised on the campaign trail that he would be a dictator starting on day one. While we can forgive that it took over two months to accomplish it, the President came through on this pledge. Many pundits would have expected bringing down the price of eggs or reversing inflation would have been an easier task and brought about soon. However, it only took a relatively short time for him to meticulously break down the constitutional protections and institute his will over the nation. This is an amazing feat that only Donald Trump could have done. Whereas presidents such as Andrew Jackson and Richard Nixon made attempts, none have done it so completely and flawlessly as Trump. If this is what you voted for, then you have been justly rewarded.

Since taking office, President Trump has been ignoring all parts of the United States Constitution that interfered with his agenda. Already, the legislative branch also known as Congress, has completely abrogated all its constitutional powers. Seeing no push back from our elected spineless wimps, Trump has defied norms, rules, regulations and other limitations of his authority much like swatting away pesky flies. While this behavior is par for the course for our swinging President, court rulings have also been pushed aside like girls' locker room shower curtains he once tried peeking through. (Allegedly.) "When left leaning justices make judgments against my administration," he said. "They are merely making suggestions that I don't have to follow. I plan to fire all these unreasonable Marxists and replace them with hand-picked red-blooded American judges who agree with all my policies." When a reporter asked him how did he respond to an order to retrieve a falsely deported man, he replied: "You see, I'm the Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces. So, after a judge makes a demand, I ask 'who's gonna make me? You and what army?'"

Earlier this week, a unanimous decision of the Supreme Court of the United States (SCOTUS) ordered Trump to release a Maryland man falsely arrested and shipped to El Salvador without any semblance or hint of due process. Unanimous? When was the last time all nine of those warring justices agreed on anything? One would have expected that the President would have listened to SCOTUS and followed the order. Ordinary presidents would have done so. But Trump is so extraordinary that laws do not apply to him. Nor do SCOTUS rulings.

Now that both Congress and SCOTUS have been relegated into meaningless impotency, President Trump is free to expand his governmental control to ever higher levels. Look for updates on how new dictatorial powers are being assumed all the time.