Blank History Month

          In keeping with the administration’s anti-DEI policy, all references to accomplishments made by any non-white, non-Anglo-Saxon or non-Protestant ethnicity will be scrubbed from the website of every government agency. This will hereby be referred to as “Ethnic Cleansing” policy#1 (or ECP1). These provisions will not stop agency sites from honoring individual contributions to our great nation, but these will be white-washed of all racial, sexual or ethnic identifications factors. ECP2 prohibits using any controversial event, place or name that might cause the administration either emotional involvement or embarrassment. Additional ECP's will be added as needed.

          The month of **** has officially been designated Blank History Month.

          The first honoree is ***** ******, an ****veteran who served in the **** ***War. *** actions helped save an entire **** ****** village from destruction and attack by the **** ****. ** was awarded the ****Heart because of injuries obtained during the battle. was never captured nor made a POW, so the president likes ***. However, due to *** being ******, ECP1 will not allow *** to receive recognition here.

          The second honoree is **** *****, who played a crucial role in the ************* and ***** Rights movements. This person of indeterminate sex refused to sit in the back of a bus in ********. ECP2 regulations has forced the removal of further information.

          Our third honoree is ****** *********, a ***** major league baseball player who was the first person of ***** to play in a previously all white league, thereby breaking the ***** barrier. *** actions made possible the entry of other ***** players into other sports as well, vastly improving every sport’s entertainment value. This eventually produced a lot of wealthy ***** players, thereby creating all the equality this administration deems adequate.