THE DEPARTMENT UV MISTAKE
Anseris Nostri Coquitur

Stephen Miller
White House Deputy Chief of Staff
Speech writer for Donald Trump, though most often Trump would ignore the written speech and go off on a weaving tangent. Worked with Tea Party Republicans, Jeff Sessions and with Breitbart News. Buddies with Trump advisor Steve Bannon. Key person behind Trump 1.0 Muslim immigration ban. Help Trump 2.0 formulate new immigration bans. Stopped publication of a report by HHS showing that immigrants had a net positive effect on the USA. Helped in the hiring of 10,000 more iCE agents. Worked with Sessions to separate immigrant children from their parents, some have yet to be reunited. Major actor in the attempt to overturn the results of the 2020 election. Pushed white nationalist publications. Met with Tech Billionaire Broligarchs to convince them to support Trump's policies as it would benefit them financially. Argued that Habeus Corpus could be suspended when immigration is involved. Wife, Katie Waldman Miller, left the administration to work with Elon Musk. Any guesses? Accused of being the consummate "Trump whisperer", though most of the time he's shouting behind the scenes. Is considered by many to be a mashup of Voldemort, Machiavelli, Heinrich Himmler and Simpson's Mr. Burns. Is just evil enough to allow Trump to forget he is Jewish.
Qualifications: Say his name...
Philosophy: What evil thing should I tell Trump to do today?