Susie Wiles

Accomplishments: Lobbyist for 42 different clients over seven years. Worked for Trump in 2016 campaign. Led Trump’s Save America PAC. Was shown classified information by Trump without having security clearance. Able to scare even the toughest cabinet members with a single scowl. Trump called her ‘the Ice Maiden’. That was actually meant as a compliment. Conflicted with Elon Musk.
Qualifications: Conflicted with Elon Musk.
Philosophy: I run a tight ship here. Drop down and give me ten!