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Scott Bessent

Secretary of the Treasury

Accomplishments: Hedge fund manager, made a suspicious fortune speculating in the 1992 sterling crisis, gave Trump a whole lotta dough a whole lotta dough! Is just gay enough to give Trump an opportunity to say he doesn’t hate all gay people.
Qualifications: He made a lot of money for himself.
Philosophy: Money makes the world go round, that clinking clanking sound, money, money, money.

Scott Bessent
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