Robert F. Kennedy ,Jr.

Accomplishments: Was born with a famous name, then trashed it. Made a lot of money off his anti-vaccine non-profit. Promoted vaccine misinformation which led to deadly measles outbreaks in Samoa and Tonga. Supports HIV/AIDS denialism and chemtrail conspiracy theories. Pleaded guilty to felony heroin possession,14-year history of heroin abuse, admitted to using LSD to ‘see dinosaurs’, has claimed he has a worm in his brain. Spoke against Ukraine entering NATO and allowing Russia to do so instead. History of election denialism. Sexual assault allegations. Has history of eating meat of dog, horse and guinea pig. (Yum!) Treats dead animal carcasses with disdain and cruelty. (Hey, they’re already dead fer Gawd sake!) Targeted Black Americans with anti-vaccine campaign blitz. Is against a lot of established medical science and research. Hates fluoride for teeth. Actively is reducing spending on health, medical research and preparedness for epidemics. Is preparing our country to appreciate the return of measles and other infectious disease once thought to have been eliminated.
Qualifications: None. But his brain worm might have some.
Philosophy: Look at my muscles, I must be healthy.