Pam Bondi

Accomplishments: Controversies about Scientologist contributors to her political campaigns, pressured two attorneys investigating Lender Processing Services to resign—then received campaign contributions from Lender, received donations from the Trump Foundation in violation of the foundation’s non-profit status, defended Trump in his first impeachment trial, sued to challenge Obamacare and eliminate pre-existing condition clause, opposed medical marijuana for anyone, tried to ban same-sex marriage in Florida, gave the infamous ‘lock her up’ chant at the Republican National Convention, may have violated the Florida Code of Ethics, did time with the America First Policy Institute, narrowly confirmed in Senate, botched release of the Epstein files, accused of lacking transparency. With a straight face, made a statement to the Press that federal fentanyl seizures saved an astonishing 250 million American lives.
Qualifications: Florida State Attorney General. Pretty smile and bottle perfect blond hair.
Philosophy: I really am an attorney. Really. Please believe me.