Linda McMahon

Accomplishments: Professional wrestling promoter, helped run Titan Sports later WWF (which got sued by World Wildlife Federation) later WWE, lost in two US Senate races in Connecticut, though never having a small business—served only two years as SBA Administrator, chairwoman of America First Action (pro-Trump Super PAC), bankrupted, infamous ‘Tip-Off Memo’ warning Dr. George Zahorian abut a pending Justice Department investigation, 40% of WWE wrestlers tested positive for steroids since 2006, stopped chair shots to heads, sex, blood and vulgar to get TV-PG rating to appeal to more kids, lobbied to deregulate wrestling in several states (CA, CT, DE, MI, NJ, FL, PA, TX), had wrestlers classified as independent contractors to avoid paying Social Security, Medicare and unemployment insurance, WWE received huge special TV and Movie tax credits from Connecticut while laying off workers, major donor to Trump Foundation, sexual abuse lawsuit in 2024, once planned to be a teacher—but didn’t, lied that her degree in French was a degree in Education, resigned from Connecticut State Board of Education the day after the degree lie was exposed, is actively trying to eliminate the Department of Education, supports school choice and charter schools, wants all American children to get exposed to A1 sauce—let them eat steak!
Qualifications: None. But she did educate children in violence on TV. And she knows how to count to three.
Philosophy: McMahon has Education in a chokehold and it can’t breathe. Now, she’s up on the ropes and has body-slammed Education on the mat. McMahon has pinned Education down for the three-count. It’s over for Education…