THE DEPARTMENT UV MISTAKE

Anseris Nostri Coquitur
Lee Zelden
Director of EPA
Accomplishments: Voted against marriage equality act. Against Common Core education, New York Dream Act. Part of the Patriot Program to protect vulnerable Republicans. Trying to deregulate EPA out of existence. Said the purpose of the EPA is to ‘lower the price of cars and to promote American business.’ Denies climate change. Against Paris Agreement. Will allow coal plants to be exempt from coal ash regulations. Is anti-abortion. Big Trump ally. Denies 2020 election results. Is just Jewish enough to give Trump an opportunity to say he doesn’t hate all Jewish people. Trump had to say it twice because no one believed him the first time.
Qualifications: Are you kidding me?
Philosophy: Keep the same initials, but call it the Environmental Pollution Admininstration.
