THE DEPARTMENT UV MISTAKE
Anseris Nostri Coquitur

Kristi Noem
Secretary of Homeland Security
Accomplishments: Supports federal ban on abortion and stem cell research, says life begins at fertilization (making in vitro fertilization illegal), denies climate change, supports offshore drilling, wanted to block EPA funding, falsely claimed to have relations with foreign leaders, opposed Affordable Care Act. Wants to cut EPA, Veteran Affairs, Medicaid, high-speed rail projects, cap and trade and Washington Metro. Reportedly shot her pet dog when hunting because he wasn't acting right. Reportedly shot her pet goat to show Trump she was mean enough for the Homeland Security job. Governor of South Dakota and would crack down on abortion providers in her state, supported anti-protest legislation. Several conflicts of interest allegations in 2020, politically fought with nine Native American tribes which banned her from their lands, interfered with Covid 19 stay at home policies, abolished South Dakota’s permit requirement to carry a concealed weapon, opposes same sex marriage, backs school prayer, rescinded temporary protected status for Venezuelans. Revoked legal protections of people from Cuba, Haiti, Nicaragua and Venezuela, used Guantanamo Bay to house deportees, allowed DOGE access to sensitive data, had her government access badge and passport stolen raising security concerns. Has sent in troops to occupy Los Angeles against Gov. Newsom;s orders. Had Senator Alex Padilla knocked down to the floor and handcuffed, then lied about the whole mess. Signalgate, Signalgate, Signalgate.
Qualifications: What part of Signalgate says she’s qualified?
Philosophy: Security begins at home. Or is that charity? I’m confused.
