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THE DEPARTMENT UV MISTAKE

Anseris Nostri Coquitur
Kelly Loeffler
Director of SBA
Accomplishments: Has MBA. Appointed Senator for three years, but never elected. Had 80% Trump voting record. Objected to certifying Electoral College in 2020 election. Supported lawsuit to overturn election results. Sold stake in WNBA team due to pressure against her anti-Black Lives Matter stance. Is wealthy. Is anti-abortion, anti-LGBTQ and anti-Affordable Care act. Pro NRA, against assault weapons ban. Covid-19 antagonist. Allegations of insider trading.
Qualifications: Has MBA, but does that matter these days?
Philosophy: What is a small business anyway?

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