THE DEPARTMENT UV MISTAKE
Anseris Nostri Coquitur

Kash Patel
Director of FBI
Accomplishments: Benefited from DEI initiatives in his early career. Alleged FBI officials abused their authority when investigated Russia and Trump connections. Seemed inexperienced when serving on the National Security Council. Subpoenaed to testify before January 6th investigation committee. Claimed Trump had declassified the Mar-a-Lago papers in his possession. Pleaded 5th Amendment when questioned by grand jury. Started non-profit to help January 6th participants. Supported Q-Anon theories. Received payments from pro-Russian film maker to appear in series on Tucker Carlson Network. Removed civil service FBI staff and replaced with political allies. However, he hasn't made the FBI Trump enough. Is just South Asian enough to give Trump an opportunity to say he doesn’t hate all South Asians. Fortunate enough to not be part of Signalgate.
Qualifications: I supported Trump. Isn’t that enough?
Philosophy: Why was I left out of Signalgate? I thought I was supposed to be important.
