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THE DEPARTMENT UV MISTAKE

Anseris Nostri Coquitur
Jamieson Greer
US Trade Representative
Accomplishments: Supports Trump’s across the board trade tariffs. Hates trade deficits so much, he is willing to start a trade war with China. Trade war? Hah, he feels it would be good for the economy. But it seems Trump didn’t even inform him about the pause in the tariffs. Imagine! He's probably having a moment of self doubt about now. Is just Mormon enough to give Trump an opportunity to say he doesn’t hate all Mormons.
Qualifications: Some trade experience. But why doesn’t Trump trust him?
Philosophy: I wish Trump would trust me.

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