Howard Lutnick

Accomplishments: Broker at Cantor Fitzgerald, made the firm a lot of money, maneuvered and sued his way to top spot against the Cantor family when Cantor was ill, did not pay families of Cantor Fitzgerald employees killed in the September 11 World Trade Center terrorist attack until it became a widely publicized scandal, invested in cryptocurrency, which he has promoted as Secy. Commerce, appeared on Trump’s Celebrity Apprentice, changed from a life long Democrat who donated to Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris then denied doing so, hosted fundraisers for Trump, donated to Trump and MAGA, Kennedy convinced Lutnick vaccines cause autism, privately negotiated with companies on Trump’s policy, supports Trump Tariffs, told investors to buy tanking Tesla stock, said only fraudsters complain about missing Social Security checks—'the easiest way to find the fraudster is to stop payments and listen’ for complaints, produced a bottle neck at NOAA by requiring all contracts over $100,000 to be personally approved (causing maintenance, janitorial, emergency alert and web hosting to lapse). Is just Jewish enough to give Trump an opportunity to say he doesn’t hate all Jewish people.
Qualifications: Well, maybe. Or sort of. He did some commerce, I guess.
Philosophy: Call everyone a fraudster and then eliminate everyone. See, fraud solved.