Elon Musk

Accomplishments: Born in South Africa. Has tons of money. Used his influences with the US government to drive business to his SpaceX, Starlink and other companies. Made many unscientific and misleading statements, promotes Covid 19 misinformation, antisemitism, racism, transphobia. Promotes hate speech. Supports far-right political parties and causes. Promotes falsehoods about Democrats, election fraud and immigrants. Nazi-ish salute to Trump on inauguration. In DOGE, the unofficial Department of Government Efficiency, he has used a chainsaw to figuratively and literally slash whole department budgets, laid off massive numbers of federal employees. Then had to hire a lot of them back. Made irrational and demeaning requests of Federal employes. Used DOGE to obtain sensitive personal information to use against individuals. Violated privacy laws. Sued by the US government SEC. Has so many kids with so many women, that he barely remembers actual numbers. Use ketamine, marijuana, LSD, ecstasy, mushrooms, cocaine etc. By his own admission, is a hyperactive, high functioning autistic man. Convinced Trump to allow white South Africans asylum in the USA to avoid 'white genocide', despite any evidence that it exists in South Africa. Has taken a leave of absence in DOGE to manage Tesla which has taken a nosedive due to protests against him. Unfortunately, the damage has already been done. Is just foreign born enough to give Trump an opportunity to say he doesn’t hate all foreigners.
Qualifications: None. Not really a department head, but acts like the shadow president.
Philosophy: I’m so wealthy it doesn’t matter what I do. So there!