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Just as the entire nation (or at least those with any presence of mind) was worried about a crisis of Constitutional Proportions,...

After a ground breaking infomercial for 'Tesler' automobiles at the White House, President Trump feels he no longer has to hide his money...

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has made a earth shattering discovery of a dangerous contagious virus that has been...

For the first time in the history of the United States of America, President Trump has managed to achieve the impossible. A potentially...

It has come to the attention of the President that public officials have been lax in correctly responding to reporters, especially those...

Efforts to correct the excesses and errors in History, Culture and Science caused by prior administrations' false alliance on DEI, woke,...

Being the President of the United States (POTUS), Commander-in-chief of the USA armed forces, Leader of the Free World and The Most...

The effects of DOGE have been felt throughout all federal departments and agencies. Some have been forced to shutter their windows and...

The President's use of words and phrases in ways never seen before have left many educators and dictionary compilers at a loss. As...

There has been a considerable amount of tension in the American populace concerning the availability of cash during the expected "hard...

Due to the importance of applying tariffs universally (with the exception of Russia, of course), the Trump administration has even...

DOGE will slash every agency budget in the upcoming year. According to DOGE Secretary Musk, the DOGE budget will be exempt from being...

The National Park System has provided the American people with dozens of high-quality locations to enjoy nature. But with a change in...

The EPA initials will now represent its new designation as the Environmental Pollution Agency. The Secretary will enact new policies that...

In keeping with recent presidential executive orders, all federal communications will now be in English only. Words deemed to be foreign...

The Department of Education has determined that education is dangerous to your child and should be discontinued immediately. The...

American residents will be required to pay all tariffs up front. The President has also said foreign governments will pay for these...

Due to the re-instatement of the ‘don’t mask don’t tell’ policy, visitors returning from abroad with cough or other respiratory symptoms...

In keeping with the administration’s anti-DEI policy, all references to accomplishments made by any non-white, non-Anglo-Saxon or...

Effective immediately, all internal communications on group chats will be limited to invited persons only. However, when it comes to...